{"id":13600,"date":"2024-08-16T00:06:12","date_gmt":"2024-08-15T22:06:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jmserrat.com\/project\/capgros\/"},"modified":"2024-08-16T00:07:27","modified_gmt":"2024-08-15T22:07:27","slug":"capgros","status":"publish","type":"project","link":"https:\/\/jmserrat.com\/ca\/project\/capgros\/","title":{"rendered":"CAPGR\u00d2S"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section fb_built=&#8221;1&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.26.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_row admin_label=&#8221;Row&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.26.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;||10px||false|false&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.26.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_text _builder_version=&#8221;4.27.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;]<\/p>\n<h1>CAPGR\u00d2S<\/h1>\n<p>[\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][et_pb_row column_structure=&#8221;1_4,1_4,1_4,1_4&#8243; use_custom_gutter=&#8221;on&#8221; gutter_width=&#8221;2&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.27.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; custom_padding=&#8221;0px||||false|false&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;1_4&#8243; _builder_version=&#8221;4.26.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221;][et_pb_text admin_label=&#8221;Text&#8221; _builder_version=&#8221;4.27.0&#8243; _module_preset=&#8221;default&#8221; hover_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243; global_colors_info=&#8221;{}&#8221; sticky_enabled=&#8221;0&#8243;]<\/p>\n<p><strong>Malson per entregues (2a part)<\/strong><br \/><em>A la mem\u00f2ria del meu amic Josep Maria Bardag\u00ed<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Te\u2019n recordes, Capgr\u00f2s, del carallot aquell<br \/>que vam abandonar a Marsella un bon dia<br \/>fugint amb la muller en un paquebot grec<br \/>v\u00edctima de malsons que en despertar es complien.<\/p>\n<p>I te\u2019n recordes que el Jofre i la Maria<br \/>amb un continuar\u00e0 clo\u00efen la can\u00e7\u00f3.<br \/>Prof\u00e8tic acudit. Ahir a la Boqueria<br \/>vaig ensopegar amb ell i es creu que \u00e9s de deb\u00f2.<\/p>\n<p>De deb\u00f2 com el tall gla\u00e7at del ganivet <br \/>que va posar-me al coll clamant sang i venjan\u00e7a<br \/>pels anys malbaratats, pels patiments haguts,<br \/>per haver-lo deixat tirat a un port de Fran\u00e7a.<\/p>\n<p>Quin esc\u00e0ndol, Capgr\u00f2s&#8230; Sort que d\u2019una parada<br \/>li van fotre pel cap un mel\u00f3 i en Petr\u00e0s<br \/>li va clavar un bolet i, amb quilo i mig d\u2019orada, <br \/>de rebot, la Siseta li va rebentar el nas.<\/p>\n<p>Ja m\u00e9s tranquils, sucant capipota al Pinotxo,<br \/>va confessar-me el seu calvari d\u2019en\u00e7\u00e0 que<br \/>la dona, farta d\u2019anar amunt i avall com bojos<br \/>i de vetllar malsons, va tocar el dos tamb\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Que mentre tu, Capgr\u00f2s, gaudies els plaers<br \/>de la vida enredant els del fisc i la banca,<br \/>ell no tingu\u00e9 una nit ni un dia de rep\u00f2s.<br \/>Sempre vetllant, fugint, mentint, patint, fent trampes.<\/p>\n<p>Va demanar per tu i li va entrar plorera<br \/>en saber que eres mort, que el cor et va dir prou.<br \/>Commogut m\u2019abra\u00e7\u00e0 dient: \u201cJa saps com era&#8230;<br \/>Un gos capa\u00e7 de fer el que fos per tocar els ous.<\/p>\n<p>Ara el tinc instal\u00b7lat a casa i diu que es queda<br \/>fins que prescrigui el crim o el jutgin innocent<br \/>o canviem el final del \u201cMalson per entregues\u201d<br \/>i tot acabi b\u00e9 amb barca nova i bon vent.<\/p>\n<p>Em suplanta al mirall quan m\u2019estic afaitant.<br \/>Treu el cap pel bidet quan m\u2019esbandeixo els baixos.<br \/>M\u2019endinya cada ensurt que em deixa tremolant.<br \/>Travessa les parets, em remena els calaixos.<\/p>\n<p>M\u2019has de fotre una m\u00e0, que aquest no est\u00e0 per h\u00f2sties.<br \/>T\u2019espero per sopar. 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